Carnivore

I have decided to get a pet that eats pests. 

And before the readers think that there is some poor feline that is going to suffer, let me explain myself. Cats generally do not take nonsense from me. Most of them quickly realize, that besides petting or stroking them, I don't really care about them. I hate it when they rub their face or body against my leg. Yes, I know they lick themselves clean but there is still a yucky factor to it.  

But back to the story. The pet is not an animal. It is a plant. A Venus flytrap.  

This makes mosquito killing more satisfying without too much care for the pet.