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Everybody thinks I’m a comedian but that’s not quite true. A comedian is someone who says funny things, a comic is someone who says things funny. I’m neither. I’m someone who says unfunny things. I say unfunny things in an unfunny way, and somehow it seems to end up funny

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike. Oscar Wilde

A Fool lies here who tried to hustle the East.

The axe forgets but the tree remembers

"Ive learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." -Maya Angelou-

Buy cheap, buy twice.

If ignorance is not the problem, education is not the solution.

Walkabout on memory lane

No tree can grow to Heaven unless it’s roots reach down to Hell. Carl Jung

If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing