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Everybody thinks I’m a comedian but that’s not quite true. A comedian is someone who says funny things, a comic is someone who says things funny. I’m neither. I’m someone who says unfunny things. I say unfunny things in an unfunny way, and somehow it seems to end up funny
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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike. Oscar Wilde
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A Fool lies here who tried to hustle the East.
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The axe forgets but the tree remembers
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"Ive learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." -Maya Angelou-
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If ignorance is not the problem, education is not the solution.
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No tree can grow to Heaven unless it’s roots reach down to Hell. Carl Jung
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If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing
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Give a man a mask and he will show his true face.
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If someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
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Life has no meaning. Each of us has meaning and we bring it to life. It is a waste to be asking the question when you are the answer. : Joseph Campbell
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You can have cheap, quick or well done. If you want two out of three, cheap is not an option. People insisting on all three can DIY.
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If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it for themselves.
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